HE IS SO DENSE THAT

He's so dense that…

...he took a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.
...he sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
...he thought a quarterback was a refund.
...he tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
...he thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools.
...he thought General Motors was in the army.
...he thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
...under "education" on his job application, he put "Hooked On Phonics."
...he tripped over a cordless phone.
...he spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "concentrate."
...he told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "ONE WAY."
...at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here", he put "Sagittarius".
...he asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
...he studied for a blood test.
...he sold the car for gas money!
...when he missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
...going to the Vatican, he saw a sign that said "St. Peter Left". He turned around and went home.
...when he heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, he moved.
...he thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
...if he spoke his mind, he'd be speechless.
...he thought that he could not use her AM radio in the evening.
...he had a shirt that said "TGIF," which he thought stood for "This Goes In Front."