LIVING IN 2004
You know you're living in
2004 when...
1. You accidentally enter
your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played
solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15
phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail the person
who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not
staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail
addresses.
6. You go home after a
long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner.
7. You make phone calls
from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get an outside line.
8. You've sat at the same
desk for four years and worked for three different companies.
10. You learn about your
redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.
11. Your boss doesn't have
the ability to do your job.
12. You pull up! in your
own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home.
13. Every commercial on
television has a website at the bottom of the screen.
14. Leaving the house
without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years
of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
15. You get up in the
morning and go online before getting your coffee.
16. You start tilting your
head sideways to smile. :)
17. You're reading this
and nodding and laughing.
18. Even worse, you know
exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.
19. You are too busy to
notice there was no #9 on this list.
20. You actually scrolled
back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.
AND NOW YOU' RE
LAUGHING AT YOURSELF