So politically correct that...

The state of Florida is so politically correct that the it let a Muslim woman have her picture on her driver's license with her face covered.
(Unfortunately this is not a joke!)

A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest chemical element yet known to science. The new element  has been tentatively named Governmentium.

Governmentium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy  neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass  of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons which  are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called  peons. Since governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it  can be detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into  contact. A minute amount of governmentium causes one reaction to take  over 4 days to complete when it would normally take less than a  second.

Governmentium has a normal half-life of 3 years; it does not decay,  but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the  assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact,  governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each  reorganization will cause some morons to become neutrons, forming  isodopes.

This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to  speculate that governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a  certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is  referred to as "Critical Morass". You will know it when you see it!